Lock 'em up and throw away the key!!
BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles.
According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks.
The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone.
"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald.
The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock.
He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury.
Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident.
Sort of puts new meaning on taking away your friends keys when he's drunk.....
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 08.27.05 (9:05 am)
Conjurs lots of intereting scenarios, doesn't it?
Were they gay, and one a jealous lover?
Were they romantic rivals, so one shut the other down so to speak?
and why the heck wait 2 weeks? I think he liked it.
posted by: butch (reply)
post date: 08.27.05 (5:08 pm)
Man...you are inquisitive.....
I got some answers for ya, if you ask the right questions.....
Butch
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 08.28.05 (10:33 am)
Reply to: almsthvn
I've seen weird things in ER but never a lock on the balls!!
posted by: ScubaDiva (reply)
post date: 08.30.05 (4:48 am)
I wonder if that situation had been presented to you if you would have beena ble to retain your composure and not say "What the hell were you thinking?" or fall over laughing.
Wonder if his nuts are okay...
posted by: mnash (reply)
post date: 09.01.05 (11:29 am)
Maybe this "friend" was a female.
posted by: NurseNancy (reply)
post date: 09.05.05 (1:10 am)
Reply to: mnash
one might wonder that!